Update!!!!

He's learning! And since I last wrote I also put my cell number on the insole of each of his shoes and told him what it is.

Now we are at this conversation:

Me: What's your name?
Him: I don't know.
Me: You know your name, what's your name?
Him: M McFarland.
Me; And what's Mommy's name?
Him: Cindy McFarland.
Me: And what's Daddy's name?
Him: Will McFarland.
Me: Good job!
Him: And you're Mommy McFarland.
Me: OK, and where is Mommy's phone number?
Him: On da shoe.

Good boy.

Now never get lost. Ever.